My dad thought the lyrics to Girls Aloud, "Jump" were "If you want to take my temperature tonight" Instead of "If you want to taste my kisses in the night"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When ever someone said ''read aloud'' I assumed aloud was the title of a book. Lol.— Delaney
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- I used to believe that freckles were angel kisses.Anon
- I used to believe that if a item wasn't "on sale" then you weren't aloud to buy it.— Meagan
- Pizza deliverymen men are aloud to run red lights such as policemen do.— Ben
- I used to believe that if you turned the thermastat temperature above 70 degrees that everything would melt.Anon