I believe that police ran Dunkin' Doughnuts and the reason they ate so many was because it helped them fight the bad guys.
It could happen...
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I had a fear of bagels. I thought they were stale doughnuts.Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- i used to believe the turning signals on cars helped them turn sharp corners.— Julia
- I used to believe that everytime i saw a helicopter the A-team were in it on their way to fight the baddies!— Natalie