As a little boy, I constantly misheard The Beach Boys' song California Girls. It confused me, especially in their high-pitched voices, when I heard them sing "I wish we all could be California girls!" It made me feel funny inside. I knew they were very cool, because no one was cooler than a surfer--was I supposed to want to be a California girl too?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the song Hotel California by the Eagles said "Welcome to Oakdale California— JewLea
- i used to believe the sunset was better in California cause it was closer to the sun— hazel
- I used to believe that California was my house, not the state I lived in.— Katie
- We would drive by UNION BANK here in California and I would say "Onion bank!" My Mom would bust up laughing.— BINGO
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - When I was a little girl, I believed that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. :)— Mary Ellen