My sister's boyfriend recently revealed that in Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" where it sang "Hold me closer tiny dancer" that he thought it said "Hold me closer Tony Dansi." I can't listen to the song without cracking up now
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - I always thought that everytime it got cold or snowed, the plant Neptune came closer to earth.— Andy T