I used to think that in the Britney Spears song Everytime that when she said "i see your face, you're haunting me" that she was saying "i see your face, you're f***ing me"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- when i first heard "i'm a slave" by britney spears i thought she was saying "i'm a snail forever" — jessica
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- I used to believe that if you put cow poo on your face, it would get rid of my freckles. — Col x
- I thought god looked like the face on the play-doh can!— Jonathan Franz
- As a child I always wondered why I could see everyone else's face and not mine.— Amit