My brother used to think the song "Blue Velvet" was called "Ooh Melvin". I used to think my brother was an idiot.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- You know the eifel65 song "Im blue da be da ba di"
I thought he said "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy"— Anna - When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover
- My brother was terrorised by an imaginary charecter called anorak doo-dah— Corin
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies
- I used to think satin was a material like velvet.Anon