I never met my father, so when i was little, even though my friends had dads which i met, i used to assume that there was only like 5 dads in the whole world who fathered us all, and we all belonged to one of the 'dads', but that they gave us away to our actual mums and 'stand in dads'. I used to believe that one of these 'dads' was a statue of a fat butcher outside my local butchers, and that at least two of them were probably psycho killers, and that mine was probably either the butcher or a psycho killer, and I really hoped that it wasn't the later because I would be doomed to take after him since i was nothing like my mum, i must naturally be like my dad.
A childhood belief about family
others believed things like this
- I usied to believe that there were lobsters under my dads couch!!— Jessie
- When i was a kid, i used to think that my dads moustache grew out of his nostrils — l.j.
- that the smallw arts on my dads neck were caused by swearing!— steve
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie