I thought that "statutory rape" were meant to rape a statue.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- when i was little i used to think that rape was where you used a rake to attack someone— terrordrone
- When I was 12 years old, I used to think that a statutory rapist was a rapist who rapes a statue.Anon
- I used to think that the word "statutory" refers to statues.Anon
- I thought the Statue of Liberty was god.— Amy R. CA.U.S.
- I thought that God looked like the Statue of Liberty.— R*