About every month since 1978 my Dad will utter at some stage while going about his daily business the opening line of Bonnie Tyler's "It's a Heartache" as "It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg". We have even invented the French version of the song: "C'est un oeuf dur, rien qu'un oeuf dur..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm
- I used to think that the song "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" was really "My Body Lies Over the Ocean."Anon
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- i used to think that i would become a fairy if i just wished hard enough!!!LOLAnon
- I used to think croutons were hard chicken. Anon
- I used to believe that if I threw up too hard my brain would explode.— Tammy