I used to think that my family was in the witness protection program because my brother and my names were so boring (Nicholas and Amanda).
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I never had a make believe friend but my sister used to tell me I DID but he left cause I was really BORING.— Jamie
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- when i played pretend i always wanted to be the animal. i didnt want to b a person cause their boring lol— Melissa
- From a TV news program about freedom fighters, I though that `Gorrillas` could use guns.— adrian
- I used to believe that rocket ran on gasoline and that in order to save gas, we should end the space program.Anon