when i was about 5 i used to believe that my grandmother was really an aligator in a human skin, and when she went home at night alone, (she was a widow) that she would take off her human skin and lick her lips, thinking of who to eat next!
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I used to believe that the cows owned by my grandfather slept lying on the ground like a human at night.— Eric
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas - I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave