My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- A friend of mine seemed to think that 100 pence was worth £6.— Richard Davies
- A friend of mine thought that some olives grew with red edible pits (pimentos).— HA
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- A friend on mine thought that smoking menthal cigarettes would make his breath minty fresh.Anon
- i used to believe that everyone had different colored pee. mine just happened to be yellow.— rick