i used to think in michael jackson's billie jean he said "the chair is not my son" instead of "the child is not my son". i asked my mom when i was about 7 why he would state the obvious like that, because obviously a chair couldn't be a son. i also thought he couldn't really have a son because he was michael jackson. too bad i was wrong.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana
- I used to believe Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Marilyn Manson were women.— TRANSGENDER
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian