In Eminem's 'Cleaning Out My Closet' I heard...'before I had a monkey platinum selling CD' when the real lyrics are, 'before i ever had a MULTI platinum selling CD.' For the longest time I couldn't figure out what monkeys had to do with CD's.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- my mum used to tell me that it wasnt the ice cream man it was the potato man selling potatoes.meany!!!!— x[k][t]x
- When there was an advert for a "3 peice suite" i thought it was a shop selling 3 P Sweet's!!!— Kate Parker
- When I was 8, I made a plan to become rich by selling cups and magazines from my house.— Kevin
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- I used to think that if you had a garage sale that meant you were selling the garage!— ~Curtis~