The grown-ups in my church had a strange prayer based on Matthew 6:9:
"Our Father, who aren't in heaven. How will it be Thy name?"
(If He aren't in heaven, where are He?)
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- I never did understand why it was "Our Father, who aren't in heaven".— Edith
- I used to be really confused about the whereabouts of God.
On account of: "Our Father who Aren't in Heaven".— Tania Bradshaw - When I was learning the Lord's Prayer, I used to say, "Our Father, who does art in heaven...."— Karen
- I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox