when i was little i used to think that the song by the nolan sisters, 'I'm in the mood for dancing' was really 'i'm in the nude for dancing'
and cliff richards song 'we dont talk anymore was 'Disco dolly,howie dont talk anymore' must get my ears sorted out. lol
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that Little Richard was Cliff Richards younger brother— adam
- I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.— Molly
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- I used to beleive when ppl didn't talk (deaf ppl) they lost their voice and could never talk again!— Tiara 10
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- My sisters told me, and I still believe, that the 'Hokey Pokey' is the Devil's song.— You shake it all about...