I always thought "The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want" meant you had to put up with God, even if you didn't want to.
I figured "he maketh me lie down in green pastures" was kind of like when your parents made you go to bed early.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder what kind of insect "uncles" were named after.
I had "Ants" figured out.— Kimberly in AZ - I thought the Boogie Man was made of boogers-all green and slimy.— Boo
- i used to believe that red yellow and green meant "ready, set, Go!" on traffic lights..— cabagona
- i used to think the word "friendship" meant a special kind of rocketship that you went on with your friends.— chips ahoy!
- my parents used to tell me and my sisters that if we ate our vegtables our eyes would turn green..— alex t
- I used to believe green houses were made of icicles, because that is what they looked like from the road. Anon