when i was little my dad used to go play tennis with his friend every once in a while. while he was gone and there was a tennis match on tv i would make my mom leave it on incase my dad would be on tv. and people always asked me what my "daddy did". to my parent's embarressment i told them that he played tennis.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I forgot the expression "not cricket", so I said, "not tennis" instead.Anon
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- i used to believe that when i told a lie my eyes would turn purple,because that's what my daddy told me!!— Jenna
- When I was a child I used to believe that doctors wore those face masks incase they threw up.— Nicole