i was somehow under the (mistaken) impression that the chorus of EMF's "Unbelievable" was saying "your ugly balls"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to believe cows were ugly horses— Marlene
- After I saw the Wizard of Oz, I was under the impression Kansas was black and white.Anon
- When i was a kid i used to think that all ugly people were imported from space haha!!!!!— Abbey Jackman Mulligan
- My mom always told me if I made an ugly face it would stay that way forever.Anon