I used to believe, untill i got bagged at a kareoke, that the lyrics for michael jacksons smooth criminal, were annie are you wonky?, are you wonky annie?, youve beed hit with a spoon
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Thanks to the movie "Annie", I thought hot dogs were made from real dogs. — Katie
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)— Sally
- I used to think that in the song "Smooth Operator" they were saying "Schooooooool's not forever!"— Steph
- When I was a kid I was completely convinced that Sade's "Smooth operator" was "Ooh of the red eye".— Brookstar78
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon