Remember good old Scorpions with "Rock you like a hurricane"? I seriously thought the song was about a guy that was causing decay and making people rot, and then comparing himself with a furry crane:
Here i am!
Rot you like a furry crane!
Doesn't make much sense, does it? :)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that when you moved, a big crane picked up your house and dropped it somewhere else.Anon
- I used to think all furry animals were made entirely of fur.Anon
- when i was 4 i used to think that mushrooms were going to attack me with their furry stigers— Milan
- i used to believe that dogs were furry midget who walked on for legs— doggy
- My dad told me that kiwi fruits were kiwi birds testicles. They are the right shape and kind of furry— jefnier
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon