Maybe i should have categorized this as a "rude bit", but its a misheard lyric after all.
I remember hearing Lenny Kravitz' "Dig In" for the first time. The chorus goes like this:
Once you dig in
You'll find it coming out the other side
And once you dig in
You'll find you'll have yourself a good time
Im no pervert but i thought he sang "want your d*ck in" (you know the word, but not allowed to write it)... That makes the chorus go like this:
Want your d*ck in
You'll find it coming out the other side
Want your d*ck in
You'll find you'll have yourself a good time
I thought to my self: Lenny Kravitz isn't gay, is he?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I went to the mountain I would find an ancient monster or find some treasure— Yazer Solorzano
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- i thought that if i dressed in my holly hobby doll's clothes, no one would be able to find me.— pikl
- When i was child, i used to believe i can fly, but i had to find the "formula" for realize it— Magic. W.
- I used to think that if a movie was advertised on the side of a bus, that meant it was really good. — Aretia
- I USED TO THINK ALL GOTHS WERE GHOSTS AND THEY WERE SAD BECOUSE THEY COULD'NT FIND THEY'RE WAY TO HEAVAN.Anon