We used to sing our own version of 'Karma Chameleon' like this ' come on, come on, come on, come on be a comedian' and the line that goes 'I'm a man, without coviction' we would sing 'I'm a man, without conditioner'
Then two others we misheard were 'Bad moon rising' by creedence clearwater revival as 'theres a baboon on the right' instead of 'theres a bad moon on the rise' and 'Brimful of Asha' was sang by us as 'grim poodle basher on the 45'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- There's a bad moon on the rise = There's a bathroom on the rightAnon
- My mom used to think the song "Theres a bad moon on the rise" actully said "Theres a bathroom on the right."— MacKenzie
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- i used to think that the moon would follow you in the car, also that it looked like a half moon.— natalie k
- I used to believe that Moon is the kid of Sun, because it has less light and Moon smiles with kids. — Syed Arbab Ahmed