You know that oldies song that goes
"Come on peope now smile at your brother everybody get together try to love one another"
well when i was little i always thought it went
"Come people now smile your booger everybody get together try to love one another".
It was so funny hearing me sing it when I was little lol.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon