When I was little I was at a hardware store looking at cabinets. When I opened one, one of the henges broke off leaving the door hanging crooked. I was so scared that everytime the doorbell rang it would be the police coming to get me.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I believed everytime the toilet flushed a wave broke on a beach— Jenelle
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- in this TV show i saw a snake coming up from the drain so everytime i take a shower i go really fast!— scared person
- I used to wonder why they didn't fix the Leaning Tower Of Pisa. Weren't they embarrassed that it was crooked?— Bootlebat
- I used to believe that when people broke bones, doctors would give them a new part of the body they broke. — Kelly
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson