When I was about 6 or 7, I had an aunt who would sing Paul McCartny's song Band on the Run, but she would sing Man on the Gun, so I would copy her when I was with my friends and got teased so bad for being so dumb
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- my friends mom used to sing "you talk sense" instead of utah saints.— nikki
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon