I always thought the opening lyrics to "Burnout" by Green Day were, "I declare a nuclear war" instead of "I declare I don't care no more." I could never figure out how this had relevance to the rest of the song...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- When I was 5 years old I tought it would be a nuclear war every time I'v played with playmobil.— Sgt. Miller
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to believe i could float away by opening up an umbrella on a sunny day.— Lecia