After hearing a Robbie Williams song, i cant remember which one it was, i was most confused. 'Shake your ass, come over here' in my mind somehow turned into 'shake your askum over here' I was so confused until I finally plucked up the courage and asked my mum what an askum was. she started laughing hysterically. Then I realised. Im still teased.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )
- I used to think no one built the ark because I confused it with Noah.Anon
- As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.— Rick
- I used to believe that "sue" meant murder, so in movies when someone is getting sued I got really confused— I don't know
- My older sister used to tell me that ants were bees. My mom was very confused when I refused to go outside.— Paulette
- I used to be really confused about the whereabouts of God.
On account of: "Our Father who Aren't in Heaven".— Tania Bradshaw