when i was little i thought in queen's "we will rock you" he was saying " waving your bladder all over the place." rather than "wvaing your banner all over the place"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I used to believe that flea markets were a place people sold fleas, or the place was infested with fleas— Kelley
- When I was 5, I thought the "restroom" was actually a place you went to take a nap. Anon
- I thought a Gas Chamber was just a place you went to put gas in your car!— Thais
- My mom told me one day that she was going to a funeral. I thought it was a place to buy fruit.— Paulette
- When I was a kid I thought if I bit my finger off and swallowed it it would pop back into place— Mike