I used to think "The Jean Genie" was infact the GIN Genie. For years I thought that was the connection between gin and spirits.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - I actually thought that when I grew up I could be a Genie.— Alex
- i used to think that my sister was a genie and flew a magic carpet at nightAnon
- I held my breath near cemeteries because I thought it would be rude to inhale spirits. Anon
- I used to belive that hamburgers were infact called "handburgers" because you ate them out of your hand :DAnon
- I used to think that when people died, their whole bodies were taken up to heaven, not just their spirits.— Karrie