I used to think Benny and the Jets was:
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too, you know I read it on a can of pringles ohhhhh, B-B-B Benny and the Jets.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe clouds were formed by jets and their exhaust. — Olivia
- I used to believe that the streams left behind jets were people going to heaven.— kindofadork
- When I was younger I thought that the jets that leave lines in the sky were rockets — Harry
- When I was young, I thought that the smoke that jets leave behind them was how clouds were formed. — Rebecca
- I use to believe if I ate something electronic Id have electric powers — jack L
- WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS GET BOOBS BY ONE DAY GOING TO SLEEP AND IT JUST HAPPENS— J.C