In that "Jumping, Jumping" song from "Destiny's Child" I thought the chorus was "The club is for the ballers and the c**k is full grown" I'm like... did I hear that right? WTF?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- A motorcycle was started by jumping up and down and bouncing on the seat.Anon
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- When I was a child, I thought that grown-ups were adult.— Gloria
- I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab