My boyfriend's daughter used to sing "we had joy, we had fun, we had Jesus in the bum" when she really should have been singing about "seasons in the sun". We just about died laughing.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- That Rabbit shed their tail when the seasons changed.— Jodi
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- I thought there was some video games so hard that if you died on them you also died in real life!— Kakuri