When I was about six, I often wondered what a "weewill" was, because my teacher used to play that song about the weewill.
"Weewill, wewill, rock you!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon