As a child I just loved Pink Floyd's "Another brick in the wall" One time, my big brother told me they didn't sing "We don't need no education", but "no ejaculation". I was very confused about what kind of pervent band they are...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Pink Floyd- Brick Wall.
I used to believe it was "we don't need no fart control" in the second line there.— Norwegian Dude From Kopervik - I used to think the line in Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall was "No dogs allowed in the classroom."— Gretchen
- My mum told my brother that beetroot turned your wee pink. To this day he still won't eat it— Monica
- I was sure my stuffed dog "Floyd" could talk, but he chose not to.
— Cyn - i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons.Anon