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A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

on the song Hot Patootie by Meatloaf from the rocky horror picture show where he sings
'id taste her baby pink lipstick' i always thought he was saying
'my taste a baby uptumstick'
i still wonder what a uptumstick is and why a baby would have one
i always thought it was a huge weapon so why was he licking it!?!

— uptumstick fanatic

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