on the song Hot Patootie by Meatloaf from the rocky horror picture show where he sings
'id taste her baby pink lipstick' i always thought he was saying
'my taste a baby uptumstick'
i still wonder what a uptumstick is and why a baby would have one
i always thought it was a huge weapon so why was he licking it!?!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- I believed butterflies taste like butterAnon
- Until I was about 13 I thought chipmunks were baby squirrels.— Gina
- I thought that hippos were baby elephants— Gerna