I used to believe that the lyrics to an old song my mum sang were "take my hand, I'm a strange looking parasite" !! :)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana