I used to think that the lyric to the ABC tune, 'Shoot that Poison Arrow' was 'Shake that Boy's Afro'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that aeroplanes were called "arrowplanes" because they were shaped like an arrow.— Eduardo
- Street signs with the upward pointing arrow was for airplanes. — Tammy
- if you pick your nose, there will be a tune from itAnon
- I used to believe the "hair" in artichokes was poison.— Dawn
- i used to think guns shot poison bulletsAnon
- I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.— Fartcheeks