Years ago when I had my first job I worked with a girl who thought that McCartney's "Mull of Kintyre", was called "Bollocking Time". She actually went around singing that.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- That the McCartney Era was another name for Beatlemania (due to confusion between "McCartney" and "McCarthy"— James Anderson
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I thought if someone worked full time it meant they worked 24/7 and never did anything else!— andalite
- Until I was about 11, I thought it was called a 'Girl Cheese' sandwhich.— Chris
- I used to beleive in stores that were open 24/7 , that the people that worked there worked 24/7 nonstop.Anon