My youngest nephew (aged 4), when telling the story of Easter, told us that on the crosses were Jesus and two Ninjas.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to blieve that the orange center of marshammow easter eggs was Jesus...— Hayley
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- i used ti believe when i blinked everyone turned into ninjas.— cheyenne
- When I was little I thought that Shakin' Stevens was Elvis' nephew— Ali
- my nephew used to believe that when people died, they just needed new batteries.— p-daddy
- My nephew (age 7) thought tampons were plugs for diarrhea. Anon