We were listening to the queen song 'Bohemia Rhapsody' when my partner in all honesty sang the words 'miss miller let me go, beheljibub has a cuboard put aside for me' when the real words are 'bismilla, let me go, beheljibub has a devil put aside for me' he told me that all these years since the song was released that he had thought that what he'd been singing were the right words, I nearly wet myself laughing, bless him.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"Anon
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter
- I thought "prison" and "prism" are the same words as each other.Anon
- I thought the word economical was actually two words: eek and omical.
— Nancy M.