When I was 11, I misheard one line in "Sleeping sun" by Nightwish, and I thought she was singing "rodent caresses me" (I didn't know it was "ardent"). I thought Tarya was bestialist!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe a mouse lemur was a type of a rodent.Anon
- I thought hills were dragons sleeping under the grassAnon
- I use to cover my head at night because I thought monsters would give me a bad hair cut while I was sleeping!— Amy
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - When I was in kindergarten, I thought the last line of "America" was "Great God our kid." — CC
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby