There's a line in 'White Room' by Eric Clapton which says 'Platform ticket'. I always thought it was 'Kurt Von D**khead'. Thought it was an anti Nazi statement or something like that.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- Until i was about 6, i used to believe that when the police gave you a ticket, it was a ticket to the movies!— mari
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan - The Beatles song "Ticket to Ride" always came out "She's got a tick in her eye."— Kurt
- I used to think if you got a parking ticket, you spent the rest of your life in jail!— Dixie Chicks Fan
- I used to think that semi truck drivers could pull you over and give you a speeding ticket.— Wolff