In 'Take a Chance on Me' by Abba there's a line that says 'You wanted to leave me there, afraid of a love affair'. When I was small I thought it was 'Afraid I would love a bear'. Well I was only 6!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I thought the cremations were for people that wanted their love ones buried at home.— Helen
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon