I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?— Catherine...