I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- I used to believe that if you used the kids' shampoos that said 'no tears' it would make you happy.— Emmy
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum