I thought Garth Brooks sings "The stalls are clean the horse is dead" instead of "The stalls are clean the horses fed".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when I was little, I thought the big stalls were for royalty and celebrities, when they visitedAnon
- I believe there are horses making the car go fast when people told me the horse power of a car.— Jake
- To clean the goldfish you put washing up liquid into its bowl.— Sev
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- My grandpa and mom both used to tell me that if I didn't clean behind my ear that potatoes would grow there. — Bryan M.
- I used to believe that if I didn't clean my ears that carrots would grow inside.— Gilian