When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.— boys and toilets
- I used to believe that young boys belly buttons would soon change into there willys...Anon
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey