my parents were always confused when as a little kid i always wanted to hear the beatles song "can't bonnie love". once i could read i figured out it was "can't buy me love", but it took me a while.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- I thought the cremations were for people that wanted their love ones buried at home.— Helen