While in college a tori amous song came on the radio i couldnt figure out the words, a friend told me they were "got a big dick?" for months thats what i was singing until another friend pointed out that shes actually singing "got to be big" how mortifing is that? ;)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to believe all the people singing on the radio were IN the radio.— Yvonne
- I used to think tiny little people were inside my mothers radio singing to me.Anon
- the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...— sally
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby